By Kemi Olatunde
A promise is a debt, whoever promise someone anything without fulfilling it is a debtor. Therefore, it is not good to be a debtor .there are a lot of debtor in the world for example, there was a girl who was named Ibukun, the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Adeniwura. They loved their daughter a lot, her teachers loved her a lot because she was well trained. Ibukun was a brilliant girl in school and at the end of every term she took home, a lot of prices such as the best student in the class and the most punctual student in the school.
When she was in primary four she wrote her common entrance and she became both the best in her school and the best in the state. She was awarded a scholarship to complete her secondary school in any school of her choice. Though the scholarship didn’t matter to her parents but they liked the honor their child brought to them.
Ibukun gained admission into Federal Girl’s college, the school of her choice but her parent booed her saying the school was a public and local school that does not suit their family`s status. They chose their own choice of the school for their only child to go though Ibukun didn`t like the school but who was she to make a complain.
The resumption day was near and all Ibukun needed had been provided for thus she was ready to start her secondary school education. Ibukun had already started reading her book before resumption. On the first day in school Ibukun stood out from her classmate; all her uniforms, notebooks, textbook and stationeries were all ready and arranged. At the end of the day Ibukun had two friends namely Bunmi and Funbi, both were very good girls from very good Christian family.
Crack your ribs
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend based on her birthday gift.
Akpos: Hello who dey call
Jenny: It’s Jenny
Akpos: Jenny babe! You remembered my side today?
Jenny: You know that I am the caring type but school wouldn’t allow me visit you. Where are you and what are you doing?
Akpos: I dey chill for town! I dey on BB right now!
Jenny: You are a big boy now ooooo!
Akpos: Na the levels be that! Always on BB level
Jenny: Do you know what today’s date is?
Akpos: Not at all
Jenny: You are no longer caring; you have forgotten that today is my birthday?
Akpos: I dey sorry Jenny, is that why you are calling?
Jenny: Just want to invite you over to my hostel to make my day
Akpos: There is no problem about that
Jenny: Ehen! Get me something special oooo!
Akpos: Like what?
Jenny: I want to be on BB too
Akpos: That one na small level for me to arrange.
After three hours, Akpos arrived with a brown paper bag with four corner shape and when Jenny saw him, she shouted with Joy.
Akpos: Shey na because of BB you dey shout like this?
After the whole thing he said:
Akpos: Jenny baby, I wan move! Take your BB
Jenny: Let me see you off fast, can’t wait to see my BB!
After 10 minutes Akpos received a call
Clara: Hello Mr. Akpos, your girlfriend fainted just now after opening a brown paper bag that contains Bread and Bean.
Akpos: Why now? Na still “BB” na!